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I have pet cockroaches, read old cookbooks, and listen to way too much Boards of Canada.

I maintain Fuck Yeah LSD: Dream Emulator and Lovely Sweet Grey Man.

Sometimes I make things. I blog about them at Phosphate Butter.

I collect references and tutorials here.

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Aug 20 '14

amnhnyc:

To form a picture of a particular pterosaur species, paleontologists must often gather information from several fossils, borrow details from living animals with similar ways of life, and draw conclusions from related pterosaurs that are better known. 

Learn more in Pterosaurs: Flight in the Age of Dinosaurs

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

So I made that thing where you cut a hole in bread and cook an egg in it (I always forget what that’s called). I had a bunch of fresh rosemary and marjoram left over from the pickles and put it in the egg (because I don’t like unintegrated egg and always have to scramble the shit out of it, even if it ends up running all over the place and halfway making savory french toast) and I used this potato rosemary bread we have. It’s pretty awesome.

Aug 20 '14

noobaka:

days 150 - 163

Aug 20 '14
I HAVE PICKLES.

I HAVE PICKLES.

(Source: charlesfosterofdensen)

Tags: food
Aug 20 '14

devil-cant-afford-prada:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

sailorsoldierofanxiety:

best-princess-ever:

getabducted:

makogori5ever:

sizvideos:

Heat sensitive paint - Video

Its like life size Hot Wheelz

screaming

Imagine driving that our while its raining

i need this for reasons

yessssss

I GOT SO STRESSED JUST THEN BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE POURING BLACK PAINT ON THAT CAR AND I WAS LIKE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANNOT D THAT

Aug 19 '14

archiemcphee:

New York City-based design studio SOFTlab created this awesomely colorful installation for the New York flagship location for Melissa shoes. Entitled We Are Flowers, the immersive installation is made of 20,000 translucent flowers which form enormous funnels that fill the airy gallery, complementing the vibrant, playful designs of the shoes on display throughout the space.

Here SOFTlab describes their latest work:

"Although we used cutting edge digital technology to develop this installation, we hope it remains mostly hidden in order for everyone to experience the magic of a hanging garden of flowers. We imagine this installation as an extension of the We Are Flowers collection by Melissa: technically innovative with attention to every detail, but first and foremost a design that expresses sensuality through its form and brings joy and color to the Melissa experience."

Visit the SOFTlab website to check out more of their projects.

[via Beautiful/Decay]

305 notes (via archiemcphee) Tags: art
Aug 19 '14

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

Aug 19 '14
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Let. Me.” Bottom Text: “Finish. My. Sentence.”]
An open letter to customers who think I have a “shut up” switch:
I don’t care if you think what I’m saying is stupid. I don’t care if you think I’m wasting your time by asking if you want to save ten percent by opening a rewards card (I’m not, by the way; I ask this as I’m ringing.)
I am required to ask it, yes, but come on. It’s a legitimate question (it’s a pretty decent rewards program if you shop there a lot already), and you don’t even know what I’m asking before you cut me off.
Excuse me if hearing me speak for three extra seconds is that irritating to you, but you see, I’m not a self checkout machine. And I’m going to finish my sentence whether or not you let loose your premature “no.” 
Because I’m required to say these things. YOU’RE not required to be rude. Stop it.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Let. Me.”

Bottom Text: “Finish. My. Sentence.”]

An open letter to customers who think I have a “shut up” switch:

I don’t care if you think what I’m saying is stupid. I don’t care if you think I’m wasting your time by asking if you want to save ten percent by opening a rewards card (I’m not, by the way; I ask this as I’m ringing.)

I am required to ask it, yes, but come on. It’s a legitimate question (it’s a pretty decent rewards program if you shop there a lot already), and you don’t even know what I’m asking before you cut me off.


Excuse me if hearing me speak for three extra seconds is that irritating to you, but you see, I’m not a self checkout machine. And I’m going to finish my sentence whether or not you let loose your premature “no.”

Because I’m required to say these things. YOU’RE not required to be rude. Stop it.

Aug 19 '14
fuckyeahbranchs:

nudi by Todd Aki on Flickr.